Tuesday, July 21, 2009

Dear Workday, Please End

I swear to God, this has been the least productive day of my life. Well, except for all of middle school and every Saturday in college and I guess yesterday kind of and...YOU GET THE POINT.
What I mean to say is that it really sucks to not be able to do your experiments because you can't get your hands on the mice which is really to say that I wish I could again be spending my days k**lling mice which might in some contexts for some people be worrisome. But not me! Nope, Capt. desensitization, here.

Anyway, I wanted to share just about the juiciest tidbit of gossip to come through my ears in pretty much my entire life. Okay, it's not about Earlham which makes it less juicy but it still provides a perfectly good excuse to write on this blog which will hopefully make the next 35 minutes pass a little faster than they are currently.

Okay here goes:
A girl I used to row with (let's call her Kathy) IS DATING OUR CREW COACH. Let's discuss. She's 22, she met him when she was 15. When he was 30. Now he is close to 40.
EWWWWW GROSSSS.

I mean, right? I told my boss and she was unmoved. She commented that at least he waited until she graduated from college. Some people just do not recognize scandal when they see it.

1 comment:

  1. um excuse me that is seriously juicy. Life here has been pretty nuts in terms of that stuff- no real new gossip but I've heard about all the incest that goes on in the Quaker community. daaaahhhhh-am.
    Example:
    K is in a relationship with C. Meets new guy. Half her age. They become friends. All dream they've had sex with each other. K and new guy announce to their Meeting they feel married and ask if Meeting agrees. Meeting does so they get married for reals. K is still friends with old beau and old beau's brother. ALL have been at Pendle Hill. Can you say circus??

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